Balls

Did you ever know that pigs just keep growing if you don't eat them? The pigs you normally think of are only 6 months old (that's when they're harvested).

If left alone, they get huge. This snoozing hog was about 5 years old, weighing 1200 lbs. See that baby in the background, sitting in the stroller? Each hog testicle was larger than his head. Really.

Now, you're probably thinking it would be awesome to ride this beast. He's got a low center of gravity and powerful legs, and pigs are smart, which makes them easy to train, right? Nope. They're smart, but lazy. This guy is only awake for a few hours a day. And in those precious moments he eats, poops, and then goes back to sleep.