We are the Master Abators

UT has an intramural football league where law students can fulfill their secret conviction that, had they not chosen to read all day, they could have developed their natural (but undernourished) athleticism into become professional stardom. Of course law students playing ball is not as impressive in real life as you would probably imagine.

At least our logo makes up for it. We are the Master Abators. In our first game on Monday, we crushed the competition. They were unprepared. We, on the other hand, like to practice by ourselves.